nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via seoul-warrior)

Anonymous Asked:
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Have some Jon Stewart to brighten your day!

- Mod Dawes Sr.

Love this man.

-Prometheus

(via poetwithoutadream)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via unicornfeces)

unicornfeces:

It’s like trying to pick your prefered dick size

unicornfeces:

It’s like trying to pick your prefered dick size

(Source: suppermariobroth)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

(via sleeplessinspaghetti)

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

(via mysecrets0ciety)

rezouli-iv:

angelsarefallingdeanwinchester:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"so when are you getting married?"

(via zacefronspants)

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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(Source: popiscle, via fake-mermaid)


Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

(Source: venenoveneno, via larrbearr)